G.K. Chesterton once remarked in several passages some idea
to the effect that when a man will no longer believe in God, it is not so much
that be believes nothing, rather, it is more the case that he will believe in
anything. As was so often the case,
Chesterton’s words were not only descriptive, but prophetic, for a modern world
that proclaims the death of God has not replaced its belief in God with belief
in nothing, but belief in all sorts of things.
Man today has not rejected religion, but has simply chosen new religions,
among them: Materialism, Secularism, Individualism, Liberalism, worship of
celebrity, and Stuffism. They have their
own rituals, own houses of worship, own set of beliefs, high priests, and high
holy days. On the day after
Thanksgiving, falls the holiest day of the Stuffist calendar, Black
Friday.
In his important, if challenging book, The Unintended Reformation, Professor Brad Gregory of the
University of Notre Dame has remarked on the increasing secularization of
Western Society that had been an unintended consequence of the Protestant
Reformation. As a result of hyper-pluralism--a
proliferation of religious (and non-religious) beliefs-- society has reached
the point where it can no longer agree on anything. Like Chesterton’s unbeliever who would
believe, not in nothing, but in anything, a society that can longer organize
itself around shared religious beliefs must organize around something. That something, is Stuffism.
Society today may be able to agree on little, but most
people can agree that they want stuff and they want alot of it. Gregory calls this the religion of
Stuffism. Its followers are as devoted as followers any
religion have been. Its main doctrines
involve the pursuit of material goods as the highest principle of life; meaning
in life is comes from pursuit and attainment of new stuff. Man’s appetite for the infinite (for
what save the infinite could satisfy man’s
endless longing), once met by an infinite God, is now to be met by an infinite amount and quality of
stuff. Man must own the newest I-pad,
Tablet, car, or fad. Salvation comes not
from a personal relationship with God, but from having the latest and best
stuff.
Stuffism has its own houses of worship, more ornate and
decorated than any Church. A popular and
rather shallow attack on Christianity has sometimes dwelt on its ornate
Churches while many starve—as if the poor do not need beauty as well as food! Stuffist houses of worship, though, are more
ornate than nearly any Church. The young
and old gather devotedly at Macy’s, Abercrombie and Fitch, the Mall. Cardinal Dolan once observed sadly that when
he saw young people lined up at a house of worship on Sunday morning, they were
lined up, not outside a Church, but outside an Abercrombie and Fitch
store.
Stuffism has its own rituals, sacraments, and holy
days. Its Confirmation/Bar Mitzvah/coming
of age ritual is receiving one’s first credit card when one becomes a fully
initiated Stuffist. Its rituals include
waiting in line to purchase the newest I-pad.
The Holiest day of the Stuffist calendar falls on Black Friday. Early Black Friday morning, devout Stuffists gather
outside their houses of worship for the newest deals, intent on acquiring the
newest stuff at the best price (the better to get even more stuff). They can even worship from the comfort of
their houses thanks to the ease of online purchasing.
Such is the religion of Stuffism in brief. There is, though, something unsatisfying
about the Stuffist creed, the idea that man’s greatest purpose lies in gaining
more stuff, that this can be the organizing principle of society, and that
enough stuff might satisfy the human heart, for it never does. Those who follow the Stuffist religion most devoutly
are the least satisfied. They must
always have the newest thing and more stuff and so can never be more than briefly
satisfied by what they have. The Stuffist
creed leaves one wanting where it most claims to satisfy, a poor religion for
the human heart.